MY DAD CALLED MY MOM, THEY WERE TALKING AND THEN HE REALIZED THAT CHEERS WAS ON TV SO WE ALL PUT IT ON AND NOW HE'S ON SPEAKERPHONE AND DOING PERVY COMMENTARY/DIALOGUE VOICEOVERS AND I'M DYING. FUCKING DYING. I LOVE MY FAMILY. REMIND ME OF THIS NEXT TIME I BITCH ABOUT THEM.

My alarm every morning is "I'm Alive" by Celine Dion, her little humming at the beginning, and you all need to know this because let me tell you, I have become SO much less of a bitch in the morning because of it. No, for real. Sometimes? There is even a, dare I say, smile on my face in the first second I become conscious. That is almost sick. Don' ( Read more... )

This is the most hungover I've ever been in my entire fucking life. By far. It was traumatic. I'm okay now though, so I can talk about it, lol. I was legit concerned that I was going to dehydrate to death. Because I threw up, and then thought I was fine so I drank water, but then I threw up twice more and I was so concerned that I was never going ( Read more... )

My dad invited me and my sister over for dinner last night, he called me the other day and I said I'd go, and he called back after we hung up to see if my mom wanted to come, too. I thought that was so nice. So we went last night and everybody got along and it was so fucking normal. And my mom mentioned that our cousin was turning 16 and my dad ( Read more... )

My mom called in sick today and she came in my room this morning to see if I was awake because Wife Swap was on, lol. I told her I was not, in fact, awake, but then the GODDAMN DOG kept barking like fuck so I couldn't sleep anymore and I felt like crap. I went outside and it was so nice that I literally could have put my swimsuit on and taken a ( Read more... )

"Have a good life."

I don't even know how to talk about this. I can't stop crying and am devastated. I knew she left but I didn't know when she left until I looked at her IMDB page today and by that time I'd only had two episodes of her left so I was not adequately prepared and I knew why she left but I didn't know how she left and the ( Read more... )

OH my god we just had SO much fun, holy shit.


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Drunk shopping. I bought some $60 bracelet last night, I don't even know, but in all fairness it is FUCKING AMAZING and it's Paula Abdul. Oh my god it was so much fun, we got to play the "Paula was just adorable, everybody drink!" game during Idol, and then she came on Home Shopping Network and started selling her stuff so we got to play it MOAR. ( Read more... )

( RL; my father, boys, drama - ugh. ugh. )

I don't know how many of you remember this, but last year when I had to take Biology they made me go to Biology Lab and it was like, PRISON to me. I had panic attacks and hated it and they wouldn't let me have my ipod and I don't even know completely why but I was just deathly afraid of it. And they MADE me spend two hours a week in there even if ( Read more... )